I hate prom in Alabama, they always say “uhh actually this is our family reunion” WE ARE IN ALABAMA SO THEY ARE THE SAME
Yo everyone! My sis is pregnant😁, I’m gonna be a dad!
Had an amazing night with this girl woke up and it was my aunt now I’m inlove
I swear i always finish on page 3 when i'm looking at family pictures
How do you get away with rape and incest in California? Say you identify as a woman. Fact: It's actually legal to rape your daughter if you are a woman in California.
Roses are red, Violets are blue, you slept with my cousin but I did too.
What to you get if you cross diarrhoea with incest?
I don't know.
Neither do I, but it runs in the family.
How does an Alabama mother know when her daughter is on her period? She can taste the blood on her son’s penis.
When you meet your gf at the family reunion
Foreplay in may areas: "You awake?" ; and way down South : "You awake, mom?"
Alabama. Every time there's a family reunion a baby is born 9 months later.
This days dating life is hard, you put your self out there and its hard to find someone, the only thing to do is turn to family
My uncle and I have some what of an awkward relationship. At times I find him a bit hard to swallow.
My Dad pays a lot of attention to our household and has always had a good eye for detail. He was the one that first noticed that my mother and I have the same ring size.
People always ask what the secret of our families happiness is. It is simple really. 1 Television and computer games are limited to a couple of hours each week. 2. We all give each other a hand when needed. Last but not least we play twister.
My family is lucky I was born so smart, every time my Dad is struggling at work, he always turns to me when he needs to get ahead.
Oh brother.
Dads secretary left her position, he tole me I could take it if I want it. He also told me the job pays well but there is a lot to catch up on. He kept me under the pump all week.
Last Christmas was awesome, the whole family came.
The other day I started watching Game of Thrones I told my friend about it. Told him all about the violence, murder, decapitation, gore, sex, gay sex, midget sex, prostitution, rape, paedophilia, incest and inbreeding... And he was like: "Oh so you're still on the first episode then?"
