Twister jokes
What is a tornado's favorite game?
Twister!
People always ask what the secret of our family's happiness is. It is simple really.
1. Television and computer games are limited to a couple of hours each week.
2. We all give each other a hand when needed.
Last but not least, we play Twister.
Tongue twister: Through three cheese trees Three free fleas flew. While these three fleas flew, freezy breeze blew. Freezy breeze made these three trees freeze; freezy trees made these tree's cheese freeze.
That's what made these three fleas sneeze. šš
Can you really wheel my real wheelchair?
Try saying that over and over fast. Bit of a tongue twister.
What did the hurricane say to the coconut tree?
Hold on to your nuts, this ain't no ordinary blowjob.
I couldnāt quite remember how to throw a boomerang, but eventually it came back to me.
What did the wind say to the palm tree? "Hold onto your nuts, this is no ordinary blow job."
One day, an orphan threw a boomerang, and it didnāt come back like its parents.
I have a fish that can breakdance only for 20 seconds, and he can only do it once.