Twister jokes

What is a tornado's favorite game?

Twister!

People always ask what the secret of our family's happiness is. It is simple really.

1. Television and computer games are limited to a couple of hours each week.

2. We all give each other a hand when needed.

Last but not least, we play Twister.

Tongue twister: Through three cheese trees Three free fleas flew. While these three fleas flew, freezy breeze blew. Freezy breeze made these three trees freeze; freezy trees made these tree's cheese freeze.

That's what made these three fleas sneeze. 👍😀

Can you really wheel my real wheelchair?

Try saying that over and over fast. Bit of a tongue twister.

What did the hurricane say to the coconut tree?

Hold on to your nuts, this ain't no ordinary blowjob.

I couldn’t quite remember how to throw a boomerang, but eventually it came back to me.

What did the wind say to the palm tree? "Hold onto your nuts, this is no ordinary blow job."

Chuck Norris can do a wheelie on a unicycle.

One day, an orphan threw a boomerang, and it didn’t come back like its parents.