Twister jokes
What is a tornado's favorite game?
Twister!
People always ask what the secret of our family's happiness is. It is simple really.
1. Television and computer games are limited to a couple of hours each week.
2. We all give each other a hand when needed.
Last but not least, we play Twister.
Tongue twister: Through three cheese trees Three free fleas flew. While these three fleas flew, freezy breeze blew. Freezy breeze made these three trees freeze; freezy trees made these tree's cheese freeze.
That's what made these three fleas sneeze. 馃憤馃榾
Can you really wheel my real wheelchair?
Try saying that over and over fast. Bit of a tongue twister.
Chuck Norris can do a wheelie on a unicycle.
I saw identical twins. I threw a paper plane at them.
If I were a history teacher, I鈥檇 make the two twins stand up and throw a paper airplane at them.
Chuck Norris counted to infinity. Twice.
What do you call two Mexicans in a sleeping bag?
A Twix.