Twister jokes

What is a tornado's favorite game?

Twister!

Tongue twister: Through three cheese trees Three free fleas flew. While these three fleas flew, freezy breeze blew. Freezy breeze made these three trees freeze; freezy trees made these tree's cheese freeze.

That's what made these three fleas sneeze. 👍😀

Can you really wheel my real wheelchair?

Try saying that over and over fast. Bit of a tongue twister.

People always ask what the secret of our family's happiness is. It is simple really.

1. Television and computer games are limited to a couple of hours each week.

2. We all give each other a hand when needed.

Last but not least, we play Twister.

Wanna hear something twisted?

A pretzel.

So, at school there are these twins. At my school, I folded two paper airplanes to throw at them. Once I realized why it felt so wrong to do it, I had already threw them. I hit the north, then the south one.

I saw some twins, so I threw a paper plane at them.

I beat up my twin friends with a plane.