Incest

Incest Jokes

I was looking at our Human Services Minister and thinking I'm surprised he's married. The things you do for your cousins!

Son: Dad, I think I got a girl pregnant. Dad: well is she already part of the family? Son: Yes, why? Dad: then there’s no need to be worried.

A mother and son were in the backyard and the son finished building a shed. The mother says "You're the best husband ever"