Inator jokes

What do you call a cow that just gave birth?

De-calf-inated.

What do you call a cow that's had an abortion?

De-calf-inated.

One time, I worked at the zoo and I was feeding the monkeys.

And one of them μяɨɲąţ€ď on me.

And I went to the hospital and got a bloody nose the next day.

Because of all the rampant inbreeding in America, it's not a surprise that Hollywood had to poach models, comedians, and actors from Canada and Australia.

Ancestry.com is spelled with an “I” in Alabama.

There are only 2 things I hate in this world:

1. People who are intolerant of other people's cultures. 2. The French.

Was invited to the inauguration of an I-pad.

We were all ready to begin the event. I was supposed to cut the ribbons, but before I could do that, Penaldo jumped outta nowhere and shouted, "I DON'T WANT I-PAD, I ONLY WANT TO STATPAD!"

Shame on Penaldo for ruining the event! 😡

Seriously, who wants fucking Annoying Orange as president?