Inator jokes
What do you call a cow that just gave birth?
De-calf-inated.
What do you call a cow that's had an abortion?
De-calf-inated.
One time, I worked at the zoo and I was feeding the monkeys.
And one of them μяɨɲąţ€ď on me.
And I went to the hospital and got a bloody nose the next day.
Because of all the rampant inbreeding in America, it's not a surprise that Hollywood had to poach models, comedians, and actors from Canada and Australia.
Ancestry.com is spelled with an “I” in Alabama.
There are only 2 things I hate in this world:
1. People who are intolerant of other people's cultures. 2. The French.
Seriously, who wants fucking Annoying Orange as president?
Priest
