Inator jokes
One time, I worked at the zoo and I was feeding the monkeys.
And one of them μяɨɲąţ€ď on me.
And I went to the hospital and got a bloody nose the next day.
What do you call a cow that's had an abortion?
De-calf-inated.
What do you call a cow that just gave birth?
De-calf-inated.