In bread jokes
Why do people from Alabama abhor eating tacos and burritos?
Because their meat has to be in bread.
Why do people in Alabama like eating sandwiches? They like things in bread.
Why is flour retarded?
Because it's in-bread.
What do royals and hot dogs have in common?
They're usually in bread.
What happens when two pieces of bread from the same loaf have sex?
They become in-bread.
Why do people in Alabama like peanut butter and jelly?
Because it's in bread.
What do you call it when Panera Bread has bread?
Panera Bread.
Come, my children, to the bread cult!
A programmer and his wife.
She says, "We're out of bread. Please go to the grocery store and buy one. And if they've got eggs, get six."
After a while, he's back with six loaves of bread.
The wife asks, "Why did you buy 6 loaves of bread?"
He replies, "They had eggs."