Identical one jokes

Dog

  • My girlfriend's dog died, so I tried to cheer her up by getting her an identical one.

    It just made her more upset. She screamed at me, "What am I supposed to do with two dead dogs?"

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  • Girlfriend

  • My girlfriend's dog died, so I tried to cheer her up by getting her an identical one. It just made her more upset. She screamed at me and said, "What am I supposed to do with two dead dogs?"

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  • Dog

  • My girlfriend's dog died, so to cheer her up I went out and got her an identical one.

    She went mad, "What am I going to do with two dead dogs?"

    Hamster

  • When I was a kid, my hamster died, so my mum bought a new identical one, hoping I wouldn't notice. It didn't matter anyway, since I beat that one to death, too.

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  • Dog

  • My girlfriend’s dog died, so I tried to cheer her up by getting her an identical one. But, unfortunately, it just made her more upset.

    She screamed at me, “What am I supposed to do with two dead dogs?”

    Dog

  • My girlfriend’s dog died, so I bought her another, identical one.

    She just screamed at me and said: “What am I meant to do with two dead dogs?!?”

    Essay

  • The teacher called Little Johnny to her desk. She said: “This essay you’ve written about your pet dog is exactly the same essay your brother has written.”

    “Of course it is,” said Johnny. “It’s the same dog.”

    Population

  • China has a population of a billion people. One billion.

    That means even if you’re a one in a million kind of guy, there are still a thousand others exactly like you.

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  • Shit

  • You know if you poo on the toilet at 11:59 PM...

    Then at 12:01 AM, it's just the same shit, different day...