Hypocrisy jokes
What do you call a born-again heteroflexible male that is a Christian nationalist who thinks he is bisexual when the LGBT community knows that he is bicurious and that he is on steroids and that the LGBT community knows that he is not telling the truth about that? He is a gay man that is in the closet. He should be forced out of the closet by gay men in the LGBT community by any means necessary if gay men in the LGBT community still want to defend the wall of separation of church and state by any means necessary.
My grandfather says I鈥檓 too reliant on technology. I call him a hypocrite and unplug his life support. 馃槃馃槅馃敟馃憤
My grandfather said that I was too reliant on technology. I called him a hypocrite and cut him off life support.
My grandfather said that I was too reliant on technology. I called him a hypocrite and cut him off life support.
Gwen be like: Oh, I hate akeld, he is mean.
Also Gwen: *Spams the N word and momma jokes*
As the coronavirus pandemic strengthens...
Trump - "Quick, inject yourselves with bleach!"
Also Trump - "I order everyone in America to wear a face mask except for me!"
What is the difference between giving money to a prostitute and giving money to a church? A prostitute won't tell you that it is more blessed to give than it is to receive.
My father said I'm too reliant on technology.
I called him a hypocrite, and unplugged his life support.
My grandfather says I鈥檓 too reliant on technology.
I called him a hypocrite and unplugged his life support.
A husband walks into his house to find his wife watching Gordon Ramsay's F-king cooking show!
Husband: "Stop watching that f-king sh*t! You can't cook to save your life!"
Wife: "So what?! You watch porn, don't you?!"
My grandfather says I'm too reliant on technology. I called him a hypocrite and unplugged his life support.
"Amen, "Amen," "Amen."
Hail Satan.
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Oh, sorry. I forgot which religion I was pretending to respect.
"I told my kids not to spend all day at a computer, but then I realized I do that myself."