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Baby

6 years ago

What did the 1.8 nanosecond old baby get for his birthday?

Nailed to a puppy falling on a buzz saw being crushed in a hydraulic press while being set on fire.

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    1 year ago

    Your mom is so fat that she works as a hydraulic press in a car factory!

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