Humorus jokes

You know, I got a SKELETON of these jokes. All are HUMERUS. Yeah, this gets under people’s SKIN, but I guess you could call their FUNNY BONE BROKEN! People try and hit me when this happens, luckily, I got THICK SKIN! Yeah, thanks for listening. Hope you got these puns down TO THE BONE!

Q: Why do I like bone jokes so much?

A: Because they are humerus.

I'd make a joke about corn, but it's too corny.

Then again, I could make a joke about eyes, but that would be even cornea. My funny bone is broken. I guess it was because those jokes were too humerus.

How do you embarrass an archaeologist? You give him a tampon and ask what period it's from.

If sex with three people is called a threesome and sex with four people is called a foursome, I guess now it's clear why everyone calls me handsome.

The happier they get, the less they see.

If Uranus is so gross, why do they take HD photos of it?

Hubble just spotted something huge coming out of Uranus.