Humorus jokes

You know, I got a SKELETON of these jokes. All are HUMERUS. Yeah, this gets under people’s SKIN, but I guess you could call their FUNNY BONE BROKEN! People try and hit me when this happens, luckily, I got THICK SKIN! Yeah, thanks for listening. Hope you got these puns down TO THE BONE!

Q: Why do I like bone jokes so much?

A: Because they are humerus.

I'd make a joke about corn, but it's too corny.

Then again, I could make a joke about eyes, but that would be even cornea. My funny bone is broken. I guess it was because those jokes were too humerus.

The happier they get, the less they see.

All these jokes are so offensive, Mr. Hawking just won’t stand for it.

What's the difference between hungry and horny?

Where you stick the cucumber.

What’s the difference between hungry and horny?

Where you put the cucumber 🥒

If Uranus is so gross, why do they take HD photos of it?