What is a nut 🥜 that does magic? A human that can turn into a nut 🥜
What is the difference between a human and a magic dog is what a human
What has tree roots and what do I have for kids what is the difference between a human and a used
What's the difference between a human and a tree?
A Human can chop down a tree A Tree can't chop down a human
What has no legs 🦵 and a human body? A human with no legs 🦵
What do you call a magic car 🚙? A human
What time is it when you say I can’t walk anymore? Time to get a wheelchair 🦼
What is the difference between a human and a house 🏡? A human can walk and a house 🏡 can not walk
What is the difference between a human and a bird 🦅? A bird can fly and a human can not fly
What is a dog 🐕 with only two legs 🦵? A human
first human comes. sans: that was pun intued
What's the difference between humans and bullets?
Humans miss John Lennon
Two muffins are sitting in a bar.
The first muffin says to the bartender, "I'll have the usual".
The second one does not say anything to the bartender because muffins lack the vocal ability of humans and even with the proper anatomy capable of speech access, they would most certainly be entirely unable to comprehend the human language. In fact, the first muffin would indefinitely not be able to provide speech to the bartender. The muffins also lack the muscular structure to be capable of support themselves to being suspended also preventing their access to movement. Even with the human like structure, muffins lack brains which are an essential part to being able to send nerve contact within the legs to be able to move. Also with them lacking a brain structure entirely prevents them from speech. The anatomy simply prohibits the food items mentioned to be able to carry out any of the tasks required to get them to said bar and be able to speak. Thus making the situation untruthful and completely idiotic.
if humanity were to nominate the gayest country in the world it would be tel aviv honestly
What’s a cannibals favorite food? Ramen (Ra-Men)
what has 4legs, than 3 legs, than 2 legs, than 1 leg, than no legs
a baby you cut one off each time
Sans:Zzzzzzzz Papyrus:SANS WAKE UP!! Sans:What is it dude? Papyrus:A human has fallen from the surface world! Sans:And you gotta BONE to pick with 'em??
What's the worst living thing on planet earth? Humans
Papyrus:Sans can you call Undyne for me and tell her that I found a human! Sans:Sure bro lemme just get on the Tele-bone Papyrus:Ssssaaaaannnnsss!!!!!! Sans:yea bro Papyrus:You know what I will tell Undyne instead.
According to all known laws of aviation,
there is no way a bee should be able to fly.
Its wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ground.
The bee, of course, flies anyway
because bees don't care what humans think is impossible.
Yellow, black. Yellow, black. Yellow, black. Yellow, black.
Ooh, black and yellow! Let's shake it up a little.
Barry! Breakfast is ready!
Ooming!
Hang on a second.
Hello?
- Barry? - Adam?
- Oan you believe this is happening? - I can't. I'll pick you up.
Looking sharp.
Use the stairs. Your father paid good money for those.
Sorry. I'm excited.
Here's the graduate. We're very proud of you, son.
A perfect report card, all B's.
Very proud.
Ma! I got a thing going here.
- You got lint on your fuzz. - Ow! That's me!
- Wave to us! We'll be in row 118,000. - Bye!
Barry, I told you, stop flying in the house!
