Human Anatomy jokes

What does a man have 3 of, which a girl only has 2 of?

Legs.

What did one sperm say to the other while swimming side by side?

One turns to the other and asks, "How much further to the fallopian tubes?"

The other says, "I’m not sure, we just passed the esophagus."

You've heard of anal sex.

You've heard of oral sex.

You've heard of genital sex.

But have you ever heard of NASAL SEX?

Technically, a human is hollow. We have an empty tube through us from the mouth and nose to the asshole and dick or pussy. We are basically tubes.

The woman's body is shaped like a penis. If see a naked female body bent over, her butt looks like testicles, while her head can be seen as the head of a penis.

This is the same if she lies down right side up with her knees up and legs spread. If she lays upside down with her knees up and legs spread, her boobs are like testicles and her pelvic area is like the head of a penis. If you look at the shape of a vagina, it’s shaped like a penis with the lips looking like testicles and the clit looks like the schlong.

You've got a body inside you. It's called your bones.

You've got a body inside you--it's called your body bones.

There are 206 bones in the human body, but I’d really like to have 207.

What’s the difference between masturbation and brain damage?

After a few strokes, there’s no going back.

What’s the best part about having sex with a pregnant woman?

You can have sex and a blow job at the same time.