Human Anatomy jokes

What’s the best part about having sex with a pregnant woman?

You can have sex and a blow job at the same time.

What does a man have 3 of, which a girl only has 2 of?

Legs.

What’s the difference between masturbation and brain damage?

After a few strokes, there’s no going back.

What did one sperm say to the other while swimming side by side?

One turns to the other and asks, "How much further to the fallopian tubes?"

The other says, "I’m not sure, we just passed the esophagus."

You've heard of anal sex.

You've heard of oral sex.

You've heard of genital sex.

But have you ever heard of NASAL SEX?

When I was young, I decided to go to a medical school.

At the entrance exam, we were asked to re-arrange letters

'PNEIS'

and form the name of an important human body part which is most useful when erect.

Those who answered 'SPINE' are doctors.

I go in to get a prostate exam. I'm nervous, but the doctor says it's all natural and needs to be done.

So he pulls down my pants and sticks one finger up my ass. I feel it go deeper inside, feeling for abnormalities.

That's when I realize his hands are on my shoulders.

I asked the doctor doing my prostate exam where I should put my pants. "Next to mine" was not the answer I was expecting.

I have 206 bones in my body, but when I look at you, I have 207.

Technically, a human is hollow. We have an empty tube through us from the mouth and nose to the asshole and dick or pussy. We are basically tubes.