Human Anatomy jokes

What did one sperm say to the other while swimming side by side?

One turns to the other and asks, "How much further to the fallopian tubes?"

The other says, "I’m not sure, we just passed the esophagus."

What’s the best part about having sex with a pregnant woman?

You can have sex and a blow job at the same time.

What does a man have 3 of, which a girl only has 2 of?

Legs.

You've heard of anal sex.

You've heard of oral sex.

You've heard of genital sex.

But have you ever heard of NASAL SEX?