Hughes jokes

Why is Hugh's mum so fucking fat?

Because she ate the 34 other kids she had but now only has 6,789.

My name is Mike Oxmaul, and my friend's name is Hugh Janus!

Roses are red, I failed my test, All because of Hugh and his incest.

Stephen Hawking talks by clicks. Two clicks is "hi," and five is "dab me up."

Stephen Hawking isn't dead; his update is just laggy because he is too far from the WiFi box.

Stephen Hawking said he wants other physicists to follow in his footsteps.

When Stephen Hawking was feeling hungry, he used to call in to his local PC World for a megabyte and some microchips.

For one of the most highly regarded minds on the planet, it is a shame he could not create a longer-lasting battery.