Hughes jokes
Roses are red, I failed my test, All because of Hugh and his incest.
My name is Mike Oxmaul, and my friend's name is Hugh Janus!
Why is Hugh's mum so fucking fat?
Because she ate the 34 other kids she had but now only has 6,789.
Leave a like down below if you think Stephen Hawking should stand for the National Anthem.
The only reason Stephen Hawking died is because he forgot to update to the latest version of Microsoft.
In a cruel twist of irony, Stephen Hawking's favorite song was "I've Got the Power."
It's said Duracell batteries are supposed to last 75 years, well Stephen, here you are.
The whole reason he is dead is because he kept hitting "Remind me later" on his Windows Updates.