How do planets have a baby?
They have spasex.
Howe Jokes
How does an orphan call his parents?
"..."
Luisa: The ship doesn't swerve, as it heard how big the iceberg is.
Captain of the Titanic: Wait, what did you say?
3 minutes later:
Why didn't I listen to the strong one?
How did the Apple and the emo fall off the tree at the same time?
Because Paul Walker crashed into it.
How do you call a mirror and an orphan?
Family reunion.
How do emo bands prepare for their shows?
They self-harmonize.
How did Helen Keller die?
Her ex gave her plutonium and told her to eat it.
How is sports like regular life for orphans?
They don't get picked for either.
How can you get free butt plants? Just get your man to fill your butt with natural juices.
How many children can you fit in a box?
Maybe five if you have a trash compactor.
How do emo kids complement each other?
They say, "I like ya cuts g."
When I see lovers' names carved on a tree, I don't think it's sweet. I just think it's surprising how many people bring a knife on a date.
How do you know your acne is getting out of hand? The blind start reading your face.
How did Michael Jackson die?
Because he danced like a zombie!
My mom said that being straight is good, but if you're straight, how do you walk? So I decided to be gay.
How come your sister is hotter than you? Funny, huh?
How often do emos go swimming in a lifetime?
Just once.
How do you make an orphan's hands bleed?
Make them clap until their parents come back.
How does Jesus whistle?
By blowing through the holes in his hands.
How to make an orphan's feet bleed? Make them run in place until their parents get them.
