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Cow

8 years ago

Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? -- Because they lactose.

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  • Deer

    3 years ago

    What do you call a deer with hooves in his ears?

    Anything you want—he can’t hear you.

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  • Giraffe

    3 years ago

    Did you know the giraffe’s hooves are the size of dinner plates? Too bad they would have nothing to put on them!

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