Hooves jokesAdd jokeBestNewestCow8 years agoWhy do cows have hooves instead of feet? -- Because they lactose.Deer3 years agoWhat do you call a deer with hooves in his ears?Anything you want—he can’t hear you.Giraffe3 years agoDid you know the giraffe’s hooves are the size of dinner plates? Too bad they would have nothing to put on them!Horse jokesAnimal jokesMammal jokesEquine jokesWildlife jokesStephen Hawking jokesAll categories
Giraffe3 years agoDid you know the giraffe’s hooves are the size of dinner plates? Too bad they would have nothing to put on them!