Hooves jokesAdd jokeBestNewestAnonymous3 years agoDid you know the giraffe’s hooves are the size of dinner plates? Too bad they would have nothing to put on them!Anonymous4 years agoWhat do you call a deer with hooves in his ears?Anything you want—he can’t hear you.Anonymous9 years agoWhy do cows have hooves instead of feet? -- Because they lactose.Horse jokesAnimal jokesMammal jokesEquine jokesWildlife jokesMorbid jokesAll categories
Anonymous3 years agoDid you know the giraffe’s hooves are the size of dinner plates? Too bad they would have nothing to put on them!
Anonymous4 years agoWhat do you call a deer with hooves in his ears?Anything you want—he can’t hear you.
