I wanted to see if she was anorexic, so I threw a Funyun at her to see if she'd use it as a hula hoop or inhale it.
Hoops Jokes
Rizz
Are you a basketball hoop? 'Cause I want to put my balls in you.
Are you a photo biographer? 'Cause I can picture us together.
What is Stephen Hawking best at in basketball?
dribbling.
Ever wondered why my gay kids don't play basketball? Because they can't shoot the ball straight into the hoop.
Holy shit there's so many yo mama jokes. Here's mine: Yo mama so skinny she used a cheerio as a hula hoop.
Yo mama so fat that she made a plane unstable and crashed it into the Twin Towers.
Yo mama so old that she has Jesus's autograph.
Yo mama so ugly that not even makeup can save her.
Yo mama so dumb that she thought Rocket League was a competition between kids in wheelchairs.
Your momma is so skinny, she hula hoops with a Cheerio!
If Shaquille OโNeal had a boat, he wouldโve named it Freethrow, because he will never sink it.
How do you know if someone is anorexic? You toss them a onion ring and see if they eat it, or use it as a hula hoop.
Person: So you know that person's name you say when you make a hoop, well he's dead.
Friend: Yeah, John Wilkes Booth.
Person: How dare you say that he killed Abraham Lincoln?
Friend: Terrible guy but he never missed a shot!
(First Person): Knock knock, who's there? (2nd Person): Lemme talk to you, when we finna slide, what we finna do, knock knock, who's there, time to make a move, slayin' all then demons and we gotta move in too.
(Second Person): Knock knock, (1st p): who's there, let me talk to you, be careful where you steppin' out cause you ain't bullet proof, knock knock, who's there? time to make a move, block is full of shooters, and they didn't come to hoop.
I didnโt know if she was anorexic or not, so I tossed her an onion ring to see if she would eat it or use it as a hula hoop.
You're so skinny, you can hula-hoop with Fruit Loops!
Why did the rapper bring a basketball to the studio?
Because they wanted to drop some hoops.
What is the difference between a horse and a rabbit?
A horse can't hoop.
If you ever get chased by a police dog, try not to go through a tunnel, then on to a little seesaw, then jump through a hoop of fire.
They're trained for that.
Aliana is so fat, she can't fit through a hula hoop.