Why did the rapper bring a basketball to the studio?
Because they wanted to drop some HOOPS
Rizz
Are you a basketball hoop? 'Cause I want to put my balls in you.
Are you a photo biographer? 'Cause I can picture us together.
Holy shit there's so many yo mama jokes. Here's mine: Yo mama so skinny she used a cheerio as a hula hoop.
Yo mama so fat that she made a plane unstable and crashed it into the Twin Towers.
Yo mama so old that she has Jesus's autograph.
Yo mama so ugly that not even makeup can save her.
Yo mama so dumb that she thought Rocket League was a competition between kids in wheelchairs.
Ever wondered why my gay kids don't play basketball? Because they can't shoot the ball straight into the hoop.
(First Person) :Knock Knock, Who there? (2nd Person): Lemme talk to you, when we finna slide, what we finna do, Knock Knock, who there, time to make a move, slayin all then demons and we gotta move in too. (Second Person): Knock Knock, (1st p): who there, let me talk to you, be careful where you stepin out cause you aint bullet proof, Knock Knock, who there? time to make a move, block is full of shooters, and they didnt come to hoop.
You're so skinny, you can hoola-hoop with Fruit loops
If Shaquille OโNeal had a boat, he wouldโve named it Freethrow, because he will never sink it.
What is the difference between a horse and a rabbit?
A horse can't hoop.
Person: So you know that person's name you say when you make a hoop, well he's dead.
Friend: Yeah, John Wilkes Booth.
Person: How dare you say that he killed Abraham Lincoln?
Friend: Terrible guy but he never missed a shot!
If you ever get chased by a police dog, try not to go through a tunnel, then on to a little seesaw, then jump through a hoop of fire.
They're trained for that.
Your momma is so skinny, she hula hoops with a Cheerio!
How do you know if someone is anorexic? You toss them a onion ring and see if they eat it, or use it as a hula hoop.
I wanted to see if she was anorexic, so I threw a Funyun at her to see if she'd use it as a hula hoop or inhale it.
What is Stephen Hawking best at in basketball?
dribbling.
I didnโt know if she was anorexic or not, so I tossed her a onion ring to see if she would eat it or use it as a hoola hoop
