Homless jokes
What do you call an 18 year old orphan?
Homeless.
An orphan and a homeless man get into a fight, so he yells in a mirror.
What do you call a kid with no home?
A homeless kid.
I asked a pretty, young homeless woman if I could take her home. She smiled at me and said yes.
The look on her face soon changed, however, when I walked off with her cardboard box.
Why can't homeless people be gay?
They don't have a closet to get out of.
Why was the orphan walking through the neighborhood? I don't know, either. It's not like he has a home to go to.
What's the similarities between Spiderman and a homeless person?
They both have no way home!
What's the best part of dating a homeless girl?
You can drop her off anywhere.