Homless jokes
What do you call an 18 year old orphan?
Homeless.
An orphan and a homeless man get into a fight, so he yells in a mirror.
What do you call a kid with no home?
A homeless kid.
Why can't homeless people be gay?
They don't have a closet to get out of.
I asked a pretty, young homeless woman if I could take her home. She smiled at me and said yes.
The look on her face soon changed, however, when I walked off with her cardboard box.
A homeless man sits in front of a Home Depot. A man walking out of the store hands him some money and asks, "Why are you in front of the Home Depot?" And the man says, "Isn't it obvious? Hoping somebody accidentally drops the house they just bought."
What's the similarities between Spiderman and a homeless person?
They both have no way home!
What's the best part of dating a homeless girl?
You can drop her off anywhere.