Home jokes

What's the difference between an orphan and a Chinese kid?

The Chinese kid has a home.

You know, that I see my sister at home from school. She says everyone bullies me. I say, "Because you're a fat a**."

Friend: Hey, wanna race home?

Orphan: What home?

Why can't orphans use a phone?

Because they don't have a home screen.

My wife is so fat, she gets home, her ass gets home a half hour later.

What do you call an orphan?

Homeless.

Your mama so fat that when she sits around the house, she literally sits around the house.

We're taking the orphans to the movies. We are watching Spiderman: No Way Home.

What do orphans and TVs have in common?

At least one of them has a home.

Why don't orphans need parent approval for their wedding?

Because they never came home.

For a present on Christmas, I gave an orphan a phone, just without a home button.

Me calling the orphan kid from school: "Hello, are your parents home?"

The orphan kid: *starts sobbing* "STOP CALLING HERE!"

Orphans around my area only watched Youtube Shorts.

I asked them and then realized they can't click the home button.

Why can't an orphan play baseball? Because he can't get home.

Why can't an orphan win a baseball game?

Because they can't reach home.

If you are homeless, get a home.

When you tell an orphan, "I did your mom in your home," and they start crying.

Me: You f&*k up.

The class: Oh sh!&

The orphan tried to play baseball, but he couldn't get home because home doesn't exist for him.

I went to visit my childhood home. I asked the owners if I could come in for some nostalgic memories. They said no and slammed the door on me. My parents are so mean.

I once told an orphan to go big or go home. He replied, "I can't get home; it got bombed."