Home Button jokes

What do orphans do when they get a phone? They press the home button.

Why can't orphans close their video games?

Because they can't find the home button.

I bought an orphan kid an iPhone.

Guess what? It had no home button.

For a present on Christmas, I gave an orphan a phone, just without a home button.

I went up to an orphan bully and I said, "Here, look, I made a website!"

The orphan likes it, but the kid says, "I forgot one feature, though... the home button."

Why should you never give an orphan a phone?

Because they wouldn't be able to find the home button.