Me: Are you an orphan?
Orphan: Yes, how did you know and what gave me away?
Me: Where's your parents?
Orphan: They died and I have a phone, why?
Me: Because it has a home button.
Me: Are you an orphan?
Orphan: Yes, how did you know and what gave me away?
Me: Where's your parents?
Orphan: They died and I have a phone, why?
Me: Because it has a home button.
Why do orphans only buy iPhone XS?
Because it has a home button.
Why do all orphans get iPhone X's?
There isn't a home button.
Why can’t the orphan get any of the new iPhones?
'Cause none of them have a home button.
What is something an orphan's phone does not have?
Home buttons.