Home Button jokes
Why do orphans always have the newest iPhone?
Because it doesn’t have a home button.
Me: Are you an orphan?
Orphan: Yes, how did you know and what gave me away?
Me: Where's your parents?
Orphan: They died and I have a phone, why?
Me: Because it has a home button.
Why can’t orphans have phones?
Because it has a home button!
Why can’t orphans have phones?
Because it has a home button.
Why don’t orphans play baseball?
Because they can’t get a home run.
What’s missing from an orphan's iPad?
The home button.
I bought an orphan kid an iPhone.
Guess what? It had no home button.
I went up to an orphan bully and I said, "Here, look, I made a website!"
The orphan likes it, but the kid says, "I forgot one feature, though... the home button."
Why couldn't the orphan get an Android? Because it didn't have a home button.
Why should you never give an orphan a phone?
Because they wouldn't be able to find the home button.
You are so adopted that you don't have a home button on Google Maps.
I made a website for orphans. Sadly, it doesn't have a home button.
For a present on Christmas, I gave an orphan a phone, just without a home button.
Orphans around my area only watched Youtube Shorts.
I asked them and then realized they can't click the home button.
Why is the oldest iPhone an orphan?
It can't get the iPhone XI or XR. It doesn't have a home button.
What’s an orphan’s favorite phone? An iPhone 14 'cause it doesn’t have a home button.
Why do orphans use Samsung?
Because iPhones have home buttons.
Orphans maybe got phones, but they don't have a home button.
I bought an orphan iPhone 8 Plus and he said he doesn't want it 'cause it didn't have a HOME button.
I saw a kid with no phone. I gave him an iPhone 14.
Except it had no home button.
Why did I give the orphan an iPhone 14?
Because there is no home button.