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Orphan

Why do orphans always have the newest iPhone?

Because it doesn’t have a home button.

Orphan

Me: Are you an orphan?

Orphan: Yes, how did you know and what gave me away?

Me: Where's your parents?

Orphan: They died and I have a phone, why?

Me: Because it has a home button.

Orphan

Why can’t orphans have phones?

Because it has a home button.

Why don’t orphans play baseball?

Because they can’t get a home run.

iPhone

I bought an orphan kid an iPhone.

Guess what? It had no home button.

Orphan

I went up to an orphan bully and I said, "Here, look, I made a website!"

The orphan likes it, but the kid says, "I forgot one feature, though... the home button."

Orphan

Why couldn't the orphan get an Android? Because it didn't have a home button.

Orphan

Why should you never give an orphan a phone?

Because they wouldn't be able to find the home button.

Orphan

For a present on Christmas, I gave an orphan a phone, just without a home button.

Orphan

Orphans around my area only watched Youtube Shorts.

I asked them and then realized they can't click the home button.

iPhone

Why is the oldest iPhone an orphan?

It can't get the iPhone XI or XR. It doesn't have a home button.

Orphan

What’s an orphan’s favorite phone? An iPhone 14 'cause it doesn’t have a home button.

Orphan

I bought an orphan iPhone 8 Plus and he said he doesn't want it 'cause it didn't have a HOME button.

iPhone

I saw a kid with no phone. I gave him an iPhone 14.

Except it had no home button.

Orphan

Why did I give the orphan an iPhone 14?

Because there is no home button.