Why do orphans always have the newest iPhone?
Because it doesn’t have a home button.
Me: Are you an orphan?
Orphan: Yes, how did you know and what gave me away?
Me: Where's your parents?
Orphan: They died and I have a phone, why?
Me: Because it has a home button.
I went up to an orphan bully and I said, "Here, look, I made a website!"
The orphan likes it, but the kid says, "I forgot one feature, though... the home button."
Orphans around my area only watched Youtube Shorts.
I asked them and then realized they can't click the home button.
Why do orphans use Samsung?
Because iPhone's have home buttons
I bought an orphan iPhone 8 Plus and he said he doesn't want it 'cause it didn't have a HOME button.