Home Button jokes
Why do orphans want a phone so bad?
Because it has a home button.
Alright, so I have a few orphan jokes. I'm gonna put them all in one message.
Why can't orphans be gay? They have no one to call "daddy."
Why can't orphans go on a field trip? Parent signature: ______
New teacher: I used to be an orphan as a kid. Students: hahaha Teacher: Is anyone missing? Students: No one, just your parents.
Why did the orphan become a prostitute? They kept calling everyone "daddy."
Why do orphans have the iPhoneX? Because it has no home button.
Why can't orphans exit out of their games? They don't have a home button.
Why can you not let an orphan touch an iPhone 7? Because it would break if they touched the home button.
Why couldn’t the orphan play Xbox? Because there was no home button.
What was the orphan's first video game console?
PS5 because it has no home button.
Why was the orphan's first phone an iPhone X? Because it didn't have a home button.
Me: "Gift a homeless kid iPhone 7."
The kid: But it has no home button.
Me: Exactly. 💀
Why do orphans only buy iPhone XS?
Because it has a home button.
Why can’t orphans have phones?
Because it has a home button.
Why don’t orphans play baseball?
Because they can’t get a home run.
Why do orphans only have Samsung's? Because they don't have a home button.
Why can't orphans operate Apple devices?
Because they don't know how to use the home button.
I got an orphan an iPhone 6. I told him to press the home button. He has been doing it all day.
If orphans made phones, it wouldn't have a home button.
You are so adopted that you don't have a home button on Google Maps.
I gave an orphan an iPhone X for a reason.
It doesn’t have a home button.
What is something an orphan's phone does not have?
Home buttons.
I gave a homeless person a phone but did not give him a home button.
I made a website for orphans. Sadly, it doesn't have a home button.
What feature does an orphan's phone not have?
A home button.