I saw a kid with no phone. I gave him an iPhone 14.
Except it had no home button.
Orphans around my area only watched Youtube Shorts.
I asked them and then realized they can't click the home button.
Why does an orphan only have a Samsung, cause it doesn't have a home button!
No wonder some of the phones today have no home buttons. The makers were orphans.
I went up to an orphan bully and I said, "Here, look, I made a website!"
The orphan likes it, but the kid says, "I forgot one feature, though... the home button."
Alright, so I have a few orphan jokes. I'm gonna put them all in one message.
Why can't orphans be gay? They have no one to call "daddy."
Why can't orphans go on a field trip? Parent signature: ______
New teacher: I used to be an orphan as a kid. Students: hahaha Teacher: Is anyone missing? Students: No one, just your parents.
Why did the orphan become a prostitute? They kept calling everyone "daddy."
Why do orphans have the iPhoneX? Because it has no home button.