What do orphans not see on a controller?
The home button.
Why is the iPhone X best for orphans?
There is no home button.
Why can't orphans exit out of their games? They don't have a home button.
Why does an orphan only have a Samsung? Because it doesn't have a home button!
Why did the orphan get an iPhone X? Because there's no home button.
No wonder some of the phones today have no home buttons.
The makers were orphans.
Why can orphans only use Samsung?
Because they don't have a home button.
Why does an orphan always get the newest iPhone?
Because so he does not have a home button.
What type of phone do orphans have?
Android because they don't have a home button.
What do orphans do when they get a phone? They press the home button.
Why can’t orphans have phones?
Because it has a home button.
Why don’t orphans play baseball?
Because they can’t get a home run.
I went up to an orphan bully and I said, "Here, look, I made a website!"
The orphan likes it, but the kid says, "I forgot one feature, though... the home button."
Me: "Gift a homeless kid iPhone 7."
The kid: But it has no home button.
Me: Exactly. 💀
What is an orphan's first phone?
An iPhone 12. Wanna know why?
It has no home button :D
Why can't orphans close their video games?
Because they can't find the home button.
Why is the oldest iPhone an orphan?
It can't get the iPhone XI or XR. It doesn't have a home button.
Why did I give the orphan an iPhone 14?
Because there is no home button.
Why can you not let an orphan touch an iPhone 7? Because it would break if they touched the home button.
Why couldn't the orphan use his iPhone 6?
He couldn't find the home button.
Alright, so I have a few orphan jokes. I'm gonna put them all in one message.
Why can't orphans be gay? They have no one to call "daddy."
Why can't orphans go on a field trip? Parent signature: ______
New teacher: I used to be an orphan as a kid. Students: hahaha Teacher: Is anyone missing? Students: No one, just your parents.
Why did the orphan become a prostitute? They kept calling everyone "daddy."
Why do orphans have the iPhoneX? Because it has no home button.
