Home Button jokes
Why do orphans want a phone so bad?
Because it has a home button.
I make phones for orphans. Sadly, it has no home button.
Why did the orphan get an iPhone X? Because there's no home button.
Why can't orphans exit out of their games? They don't have a home button.
Why does an orphan only have a Samsung? Because it doesn't have a home button!
No wonder some of the phones today have no home buttons.
The makers were orphans.
Why can orphans only use Samsung?
Because they don't have a home button.
Why can’t orphans have phones?
Because it has a home button.
Why don’t orphans play baseball?
Because they can’t get a home run.
What do orphans do when they get a phone? They press the home button.
I went up to an orphan bully and I said, "Here, look, I made a website!"
The orphan likes it, but the kid says, "I forgot one feature, though... the home button."
Why does an orphan always get the newest iPhone?
Because so he does not have a home button.
What type of phone do orphans have?
Android because they don't have a home button.
Me: "Gift a homeless kid iPhone 7."
The kid: But it has no home button.
Me: Exactly. 💀
What is an orphan's first phone?
An iPhone 12. Wanna know why?
It has no home button :D
Why can't orphans close their video games?
Because they can't find the home button.
I gave a homeless person a phone but did not give him a home button.
Why is the oldest iPhone an orphan?
It can't get the iPhone XI or XR. It doesn't have a home button.
Why did I give the orphan an iPhone 14?
Because there is no home button.
Why can you not let an orphan touch an iPhone 7? Because it would break if they touched the home button.
Why couldn't the orphan use his iPhone 6?
He couldn't find the home button.