Home Button jokes
Why can’t orphans use a phone? Because they can't find the home button.
What’s an orphan’s favorite phone? An iPhone 14 'cause it doesn’t have a home button.
What feature does an orphan's phone not have?
A home button.
I make phones for orphans. Sadly, it has no home button.
I bought an orphan kid an iPhone.
Guess what? It had no home button.
For a present on Christmas, I gave an orphan a phone, just without a home button.
Why does an orphan only have a Samsung? Because it doesn't have a home button!
Why do orphans play GTA?
To be wanted.
Why do orphanages give out free phones?
So you can press the home button.
I went up to an orphan bully and I said, "Here, look, I made a website!"
The orphan likes it, but the kid says, "I forgot one feature, though... the home button."
Why did I give the orphan an iPhone 14?
Because there is no home button.
Why can't orphans close their video games?
Because they can't find the home button.
Why do orphans have to have customized phones? Because there aren't home buttons.
What is an orphan's first phone?
An iPhone 12. Wanna know why?
It has no home button :D
What do orphans do when they get a phone? They press the home button.
Why can’t orphans have phones?
Because it has a home button!
Me: Are you an orphan?
Orphan: Yes, how did you know and what gave me away?
Me: Where's your parents?
Orphan: They died and I have a phone, why?
Me: Because it has a home button.
What is something an orphan's phone does not have?
Home buttons.
Me: Dad, my phone is broken.
Dad: How?
Me: I clicked the home button, but I'm still at school.
Dad: Stupid.
Why was the orphan's first phone an iPhone X? Because it didn't have a home button.
Why should you never give an orphan a phone?
Because they wouldn't be able to find the home button.