Home Button jokes
Me: Dad, my phone is broken.
Dad: How?
Me: I clicked the home button, but I'm still at school.
Dad: Stupid.
Why can’t an orphan use an iPhone?
Because the home button does not work.
Why couldn't an orphan have an iPhone 6? He couldn't find the home button.
New Gen iPhones are designed for orphans, because they don’t need a home button.
Why do all orphans have iPhone 10-12?
They don't have a home button.
Why couldn't the orphan get an Android? Because it didn't have a home button.
What’s missing from an orphan's iPad?
The home button.
I made a website for orphans. Sadly, it doesn't have a home button.
Why do orphans play GTA?
To be wanted.
Why do orphanages give out free phones?
So you can press the home button.
Why can't orphans have iPhones?
Because they can't find the home button.
Why can't orphans have an iPhone?
'Cause they can't find the home button.
If orphans made phones, it wouldn't have a home button.
What was the orphan's first video game console?
PS5 because it has no home button.
Orphans around my area only watched Youtube Shorts.
I asked them and then realized they can't click the home button.
What’s an orphan’s favorite phone? An iPhone 14 'cause it doesn’t have a home button.
What do orphans not see on a controller?
The home button.
I saw a kid with no phone. I gave him an iPhone 14.
Except it had no home button.
Why do orphans use Samsung?
Because iPhones have home buttons.
Why can't orphans use a phone?
Because they can't find the home button.
Why do orphans want a phone so bad?
Because it has a home button.