Home Button jokes
Why can’t an orphan use an iPhone?
Because the home button does not work.
Me: Dad, my phone is broken.
Dad: How?
Me: I clicked the home button, but I'm still at school.
Dad: Stupid.
Why do all orphans have iPhone 10-12?
They don't have a home button.
Why can’t orphans have phones?
Because it has a home button!
You are so adopted that you don't have a home button on Google Maps.
Why couldn't the orphan get an Android? Because it didn't have a home button.
What’s missing from an orphan's iPad?
The home button.
I made a website for orphans. Sadly, it doesn't have a home button.
Why do orphans play GTA?
To be wanted.
Why do orphanages give out free phones?
So you can press the home button.
Why can't orphans have an iPhone?
'Cause they can't find the home button.
Why can't orphans have iPhones?
Because they can't find the home button.
What was the orphan's first video game console?
PS5 because it has no home button.
If orphans made phones, it wouldn't have a home button.
Why can't orphans use a phone?
Because they can't find the home button.
I saw a kid with no phone. I gave him an iPhone 14.
Except it had no home button.
Why do orphans use Samsung?
Because iPhones have home buttons.
Orphans around my area only watched Youtube Shorts.
I asked them and then realized they can't click the home button.
What’s an orphan’s favorite phone? An iPhone 14 'cause it doesn’t have a home button.
Why do orphans want a phone so bad?
Because it has a home button.
I make phones for orphans. Sadly, it has no home button.