Hippity Hoppity jokes
Hippity hoppity, Hiroshima, Nagasaki.
"Hippity hoppity, the school shooter spotted me."
"Hippity hoppity, don't abolish my property!"
Hippity hoppity, you are no one's property.
Hippity Hoppity, women are my property.
Bippity Boppity, get the f*ck off my property!
Hippity hoppity, women are property.
Hippity hoppity, women are property!
Five little monkeys jumping on the bed,
One fell off and bumped his head.
The momma called the doctor and the doctor said...
“We’re calling Child Protective Services.”
Bippity Boppity, I'm gonna shoot you off my property!
What's red and green and goes 100 miles per hour? A frog in a blender.
What's green then red all over and goes 100mph?
A frog in a blender.