Hippity Hoppity jokes

Hippity hoppity, Hiroshima, Nagasaki.

"Hippity hoppity, the school shooter spotted me."

Hippity Hoppity, women are my property.

Bippity Boppity, get the f*ck off my property!

"Hippity hoppity, don't abolish my property!"

Hippity hoppity, you are no one's property.

Hippity hoppity, women are property.

Hippity hoppity, women are property!

Five little monkeys jumping on the bed,

One fell off and bumped his head.

The momma called the doctor and the doctor said...

“We’re calling Child Protective Services.”

What's green then red all over and goes 100mph?

A frog in a blender.

What's red and green and goes 100 miles per hour? A frog in a blender.

What's the difference between a hippo and a Zippo? -- One is really heavy, and the other is a little lighter.

Jack and Jill Went up the hill to have some hanky panky.

Silly Jill forgot her pill. And now there's little Franky.