High Ground jokes

I am the Lorax. I speak for trees. I have the high ground, and I will cut off your knees.

My cousin is in a wheelchair and wanted to battle.

So I went up a step and said, "It's over Anakin, I have the high ground!"

So sad when the emo kid tried to give a high five to a tree.

Too bad he left him hanging.

Did you fall from heaven? Or did you fall from the cliff up there?

This chess game against America and England is getting interesting. First, America lost both of its towers, but now England has lost its queen.

Jack and Jill went up the hill each with a buck and a quarter. Jill came down with $2.50 and Jack came down smiling.

When a midget smokes weed, do they get high or medium?