High Ground jokes

I am the Lorax. I speak for trees. I have the high ground, and I will cut off your knees.

My cousin is in a wheelchair and wanted to battle.

So I went up a step and said, "It's over Anakin, I have the high ground!"

Even Steph Curry can't hit threes from behind your hairline.

Your forehead is a 20-mile taxi ride from your eyebrows to your hairline.

This chess game against America and England is getting interesting. First, America lost both of its towers, but now England has lost its queen.

Jack and Jill went up a hill to smoke a little leaf.

Jack got high and dropped his fly, and Jill said "Where’s The beef?"

What do you say before you jump off a building?

Parkour!