My dad and I have been playing hide and seek. It's been 15 years and I still haven't found him.
Welcome back to the hide and seek world championship! Osama Bin Laden vs. Anne Frank!
Why can't a cheetah play hide and seek?
Because he's always spotted.
Bin Laden was the hide and seek champion for 10 years, 2001-2011.
Why don't people play hide-and-seek in the number 4.Because it would take forever.Get it? for-ever and 4 four so four ever.
Why has Stephen Hawking stopped playing hide and seek with his wife? Because she keeps using a metal detector.
Yo mama so stupid, she hides behind a glass door when playing hide and seek.