Hide-and-seek jokes
Ever heard of the show "Naked and Afraid"? That's what I call hide-and-seek with my uncle.
Friend: Hey, wanna play hide and seek? Me: Sure, I've got a great spot! Me: *grabs knife and runs to my closet*
Why are gay people bad at hide and seek?
Because they're always coming out of the closet.
Why did Stephen Hawking and his wife stop playing hide and seek? She kept using a metal detector.
I was remembering the time when I lost my brother, only until I heard that hide and seek wasn't the best idea, especially in a secluded parking lot in downtown.
What Happens When You Get Caught On Fire?
— You Lost To Slmebody When You Were Playing Hide And Seek, And The Place Where You Got Caught Was Exactly On A Patch Of Fire.
My dad and I have been playing hide and seek.
It's been 15 years and I still haven't found him.
Welcome back to the hide and seek world championship! Osama Bin Laden vs. Anne Frank!
Why can't a cheetah play hide and seek?
Because he's always spotted.
Bin Laden was the hide and seek champion for 10 years, 2001-2011.
Why don't people play hide-and-seek in the number 4?
Because it would take forever. Get it? "For-ever" and "4" four, so "four ever."
Why has Stephen Hawking stopped playing hide and seek with his wife? Because she keeps using a metal detector.
Yo mama so stupid, she hides behind a glass door when playing hide and seek.