HI jokes
Why was Huggy Wuggy not able to hug Cody’s mom?
Because she was so fat he couldn’t fit his arms around her.
Hi, my name is Moo, what is your name? Moo.
Nemo turned emo and changed his movie name to "Finding Emo."
What do you call a cow with all of his legs? High steaks.
9: I am higher than you.
8: No, you're not!
(8 flips to his side)
Memes
Hi, my name is unknown guy! Please comment on the pictures I show you and join my group!
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What did the policeman say to his belly button?
You're under a vest!
Hi? Bye.
Jefferey Dahmer asked his husband a question.
His husband said, "What's your question?"
Jefferey Dahmer said, "You want to know what is my favorite type of tree?"
His husband said "Yes?"
Jefferey said, "Morning Wood, now take off your pants!"
What do you call a rocky formation covered in meat?
Meatcanyon.
(Meatcanyon is actually a YT that has like 1M subs so watch some of his content if you want to, lol!)
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Read more.
I love the yyyy.
What did Bob the police officer say to his chest?
"You're under a vest."
Hi, here's a joke: You're wasting your time and space, you know it... :D
If you're ever bored, jump on Vedanta, what is he going to do, tell his parents? (He probably will.)
The reason Stephen Hawking died was because his ethernet cable disconnected.
Why did Jimmy drop his ice cream?
Because he was dead.
Where did Stephen Hawking spend most of his spare time?...
Currys PC World.
What does a homeless man call his mother?
Useless.