HI jokes
Nothing makes a guy happier than when his girlfriend says, “Go and lock the door first...”
If brains were dynamite, BLESSEDBRIAN wouldn't have enough to blow his nose.
I'm surprised BLESSEDBRIAN can fit through the door, considering how INFLATED his ego is.
It's amazing how BLESSEDBRIAN manages to keep his head in the clouds while his FEET are FIRMLY PLANTED in mediocrity.
What did the rapper say to his microwave?
"Yo, heat it up, fam!"
Memes
How did the rapper find his missing phone?
He checked the track list.
Why was the rapper so good at math?
Because he could count his bars.
Why did the rapper bring a shovel to the concert?
To dig deep with his lyrics.
Why did the rapper always carry a flashlight?
To SHINE A LIGHT on his talent!
What did the rapper say to his BROKEN PENCIL?
"You broke the beat!"
Why did the rapper bring a calculator to the party?
To count his STACKS of CASH!
Why did the rapper go to the dentist?
To get his fillings checked.
Why did the rapper become a gardener?
Because he wanted to GROW his fan base.
Why did the rapper bring a calculator to the party?
To count his RHYMES PER MINUTE.
Why did the rapper go to school?
To improve his rap sheet!
Why did the rapper go to the dentist?
To get his DENTAL FLOW checked.
Why did the rapper go to the pet store?
To buy a dog for his bark tracks!
What did Tupac's homies smoke? His ashes.
It would've been too tacky to take a shot in his memory.
Why did the rapper become a barber?
To trim his verses.
What did the rapper say when he lost his voice?
"I guess I'll have to drop a SILENT TRACK!"