HI jokes

Father

Luke asks his friend, "How old is your father?"

James replied, "He's as old as me."

Luke then said, "It doesn't make any sense."

James then said, "He became my father when I was born."

Brother

When your little brother knocks your two Jenga towers you made with his toy airplane,

You: "Hey, stop trying to recreate the Twin Towers!"

Diabetes

Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch some chips and sweets.

No, he can't keep his heart rate down, and she's got diabetes.

Cow

Where does a cow take his date?

Answer: To the moooooovies!

Sumo

Roses are red. Violets are blue, when a sumo saw you, he peed his pants.

Memes

Face

Ugly face dude: Hi kiddo!

Kid: Hi kid. Leaves.

Kid turns back and says: Wait a minute, who are you?

Player

Why was the PUBG player sad?

Since all his friends went to school while he went to Pochinki.

Orphan

Why did the orphan cheat on his girlfriend with a guy?

Because he wanted someone to call "Mommy" and "Daddy."

Orphan

I was at the orphan place, and I saw a kid crying. And I asked him where his parents are, and he fainted.

Dad

My dad died in 9/11. I'll always remember his last words:

Allah hu akbar.

Midget

Why did the midget laugh when he ran? Because the grass tickles his balls.

Sister

Hi, are you even my sister?

Yes, I am.

No, you're not, because you never even existed as my sister.

Boy

"Why didn't the boy pick up his ice cream?" - Margaret

"Why?" - Depressed boy

"Because he got ran over." - Margaret

"I wish that was me." - Depressed boy

Orphan

The orphan wanted to call home sick, but there was no one.

The orphan went to school to have food, but there was no money in his account.

Scoliosis

Why does Aaron chug beer on a Wednesday?

Because his dad beats him every single day because he has scoliosis.