HI jokes

Why did the rapper go to the dentist?

To get his DENTAL FLOW checked.

Why did the rapper go to the pet store?

To buy a dog for his bark tracks!

What did Tupac's homies smoke? His ashes.

It would've been too tacky to take a shot in his memory.

Why did the rapper become a barber?

To trim his verses.

What did the rapper say when he lost his voice?

"I guess I'll have to drop a SILENT TRACK!"

Why did the rapper bring a dictionary on stage?

To DEFINE his rap game!

Where did the king hide his armies?

In his sleevies.

Worst joke ever.

An orphan walks into a shop but gets lost, so he calls his mum but then remembers.

So, Dad is teaching his 8-year-old son about the planets and said, "This is Uranus." Then the 5-year-old son says, "Where is my anus?"

Luke asks his friend, "How old is your father?"

James replied, "He's as old as me."

Luke then said, "It doesn't make any sense."

James then said, "He became my father when I was born."

Q: What did the Buffalo say to his son when he left for college?

A: Bison.

What did Osama Bin Laden's kids not inherit after his death?

His hide-and-seek skills.

What did the O say to the other O?

O hi O (Ohio).

When your little brother knocks your two Jenga towers you made with his toy airplane,

You: "Hey, stop trying to recreate the Twin Towers!"

Copy and paste in your search bar to see watersharky's worst picture on HIS OWN DOCS.

So I got my brother a jumping castle for his birthday. That bitch cried in his wheelchair.

White people can't say the N-word, but at least they can say, "Thanks for the warning, officer," and "Hi, Dad."

Gwen, hi, this is well, I am not saying, are you a girl? I thought you were a girl, but I could be wrong.

What can a physically handicapped ♿ gay man 👬 do on his own very well 👏 without being taught how to do?

Perform fellatio on gay men.

Why did the dog cross the road?

To get to his owner.