Hes jokes
Why did the man fall into a well? He couldnβt see that well.
A wife asked her husband, "What do you like most in me, my pretty face or my sexy body?"
He looked at her from head to toe and replied, "I like your sense of humor!"
Why can't Jesus judge gay people?
He got nailed right before he died.
The biggest inconvenience in 2001, I thought, was my brother. Turns out it was 9/11. I guess the planes saw him be born and died from how ugly he was. Aluh aluckbar.
if priests were on Twitter, they would tweet, "He's a 10 but he's 10."
Memes
Give a man a match, and he's warm for a few minutes. Set him on fire, and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.
A child is determined to burn his home down. His dad watched, tears in his eyes. He put his arm across the mother and stated, βThatβs arson.β
I went up to the blind kid and said, "Can you get that for me?" and he said, "I can't, I'm blind." And so I said, "I see."
I gave Caillou bleach, now he is paler than ever. >:)
Why was the Human Torch arrested?
He had firearms.
It's not that the man did not know how to juggle, he just didn't have the balls to do it.
Why was the computer so good at golf? Because he had a hard drive.
What did the bull say to his son when he was going to school? "Bison!"
Hi, everyone. Serious question. Would it be illegal to decapitate a worm? Asking for a friend, he's so worried we're going to jail. I'm not. I'm fine. Please reply fast.
What's the worst thing about having a Congolese friend?
He always needs a hand.
The doctor said he had good news and bad news. The good news is that you have 24 hours to live. The bad news is, I forgot to call you yesterday.
Alright kids! Find a good place to stop! Then, out of the blue, Billy died. But hey, he went to a better place.
Why did the boy put the potatoes π₯ on the kitchen floor?
He wanted to mash potatoes!
Why couldnβt the dairy farmer find his home? He lost the whey!π
I told the last person I slept with I was pregnant. He freaked the fuck out but calmed down after he realized it was April Fools'.
The look on my cousin's face was hilarious.