Hes jokes

I gave Caillou bleach, now he is paler than ever. >:)

Why couldn’t the dairy farmer find his home? He lost the whey!😅

Why did the boy put the potatoes 🥔 on the kitchen floor?

He wanted to mash potatoes!

It's not that the man did not know how to juggle, he just didn't have the balls to do it.

Why was the computer so good at golf? Because he had a hard drive.

The doctor said he had good news and bad news. The good news is that you have 24 hours to live. The bad news is, I forgot to call you yesterday.

What's the worst thing about having a Congolese friend?

He always needs a hand.

Alright kids! Find a good place to stop! Then, out of the blue, Billy died. But hey, he went to a better place.

Hi, everyone. Serious question. Would it be illegal to decapitate a worm? Asking for a friend, he's so worried we're going to jail. I'm not. I'm fine. Please reply fast.

A man walks into his house, only to find out somebody stole all of his lamps. He was absolutely delighted.

What did the bull say to his son when he was going to school? "Bison!"

Little Johnny went up to his mom and said: "Can I have some milk?"

He waited for three hours to get an answer.

His mom finally said: "No, your dad still isn't back with it."

Give a man a match, and he's warm for a few minutes. Set him on fire, and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.

A wife asked her husband, "What do you like most in me, my pretty face or my sexy body?"

He looked at her from head to toe and replied, "I like your sense of humor!"

Why can't Jesus judge gay people?

He got nailed right before he died.

A wife says to her husband, "You're always pushing me around and talking behind my back." "What do you expect?" he says, "You're in a fucking wheelchair!"

Did you hear about the man who jumped off a bridge in France? He was in Seine.

I told the last person I slept with I was pregnant. He freaked the fuck out but calmed down after he realized it was April Fools'.

The look on my cousin's face was hilarious.

Why does Michael Jackson like Chef Boyardee? He likes the little balls.

Six was scared of seven because 7 8 9, so why was 10 scared? Because he was caught between 9/11.