Hes

Hes jokes

Well

Why did the man fall into a well? He couldn’t see that well.

Rose

Roses are red, violets are blue, if you take Kirby’s food, he will stab you.

Pristiano Penaldo

I was exploring the Dubai trophy factory when someone came crashing in. It was him, Pristiano Penaldo. He held the workers at gunpoint, forcing them to make him another plastic Mickey Mouse award or he will dive and sue them for assaulting him. Shame on you, pendu!

Paul Walker

When they say you live by the sword, you die by the sword, not in Paul Walker's case. He lived by the car, died by a tree. Well, I guess the car was stumped.

Orphan

I did a knock knock joke to an orphan. I said, "Knock knock." He said, "Who is there?" And I said, "Not your parents."

Arson

A child is determined to burn his home down. His dad watched, tears in his eyes. He put his arm across the mother and stated, “That’s arson.”

Whey

Why couldn’t the dairy farmer find his home? He lost the whey!😅

Decapitation

Hi, everyone. Serious question. Would it be illegal to decapitate a worm? Asking for a friend, he's so worried we're going to jail. I'm not. I'm fine. Please reply fast.

Potato

Why did the boy put the potatoes 🥔 on the kitchen floor?

He wanted to mash potatoes!

Jesus

Why can't Jesus judge gay people?

He got nailed right before he died.

Wheelchair

A wife says to her husband, "You're always pushing me around and talking behind my back." "What do you expect?" he says, "You're in a fucking wheelchair!"

Man

Did you hear about the man who jumped off a bridge in France? He was in Seine.

Friend

What's the worst thing about having a Congolese friend?

He always needs a hand.

Juggling

It's not that the man did not know how to juggle, he just didn't have the balls to do it.

Doctor

The doctor said he had good news and bad news. The good news is that you have 24 hours to live. The bad news is, I forgot to call you yesterday.

Death

Alright kids! Find a good place to stop! Then, out of the blue, Billy died. But hey, he went to a better place.

Lamp

A man walks into his house, only to find out somebody stole all of his lamps. He was absolutely delighted.

Bison

What did the bull say to his son when he was going to school? "Bison!"