Hes jokes
Why did the man fall into a well? He couldn’t see that well.
Roses are red, violets are blue, if you take Kirby’s food, he will stab you.
I was exploring the Dubai trophy factory when someone came crashing in. It was him, Pristiano Penaldo. He held the workers at gunpoint, forcing them to make him another plastic Mickey Mouse award or he will dive and sue them for assaulting him. Shame on you, pendu!
When they say you live by the sword, you die by the sword, not in Paul Walker's case. He lived by the car, died by a tree. Well, I guess the car was stumped.
I did a knock knock joke to an orphan. I said, "Knock knock." He said, "Who is there?" And I said, "Not your parents."
A child is determined to burn his home down. His dad watched, tears in his eyes. He put his arm across the mother and stated, “That’s arson.”
I gave Caillou bleach, now he is paler than ever. >:)
Why couldn’t the dairy farmer find his home? He lost the whey!😅
Hi, everyone. Serious question. Would it be illegal to decapitate a worm? Asking for a friend, he's so worried we're going to jail. I'm not. I'm fine. Please reply fast.
Why did the boy put the potatoes 🥔 on the kitchen floor?
He wanted to mash potatoes!
Why can't Jesus judge gay people?
He got nailed right before he died.
A wife says to her husband, "You're always pushing me around and talking behind my back." "What do you expect?" he says, "You're in a fucking wheelchair!"
Did you hear about the man who jumped off a bridge in France? He was in Seine.
What's the worst thing about having a Congolese friend?
He always needs a hand.
It's not that the man did not know how to juggle, he just didn't have the balls to do it.
Why was the computer so good at golf? Because he had a hard drive.
The doctor said he had good news and bad news. The good news is that you have 24 hours to live. The bad news is, I forgot to call you yesterday.
Alright kids! Find a good place to stop! Then, out of the blue, Billy died. But hey, he went to a better place.
A man walks into his house, only to find out somebody stole all of his lamps. He was absolutely delighted.
What did the bull say to his son when he was going to school? "Bison!"