Yo mama's so fat, it took me two buses and a train to get to her good side.
Stinking poo poo bum
Joke of the day: your mum is so fat I saw her at Greg’s 😭🤣
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Your mama so chubby, people call her fat.
Yo mama so stupid she put a battery up her a$$ and said “I GOT THE POWER”
Why should a feminist never be allowed to join the UAW United Auto Workers? Because the only thing that a feminist will do in the UAW United Auto Workers, is eat pussy all day inside the women's restroom and she will only pay her membership dues, if she is allowed to eat pussy all day inside the women's restroom
yo mama so fat, zeus used her as a bowling ball
Yo mama is so ugly, they tried to get her to act the part for Godzilla!
Me explaining my child: when your mom is sitting on a table during her period, it's called the periodic table.
Yo mama is so fat, they had to flood the Super Bowl to give her a bath.
Mom tells her son to go to the other kid, to walk to the kid just standing still, to clap so the kid can hear and move out of the way of the car.
But her son was blind, the other kid had no legs so he couldn't walk, and the kid has no arms so he couldn't clap, and the kid died because he couldn't hear; he was deaf.
ur mom is so fat buzz light year had to say to infinity to beyond to leave her house
picture of her last Christmas and the damn thing’s still printing.
Your mom is so fat the space shuttle can see her from 10,000 miles away.
a sister told her brother to walk to the store buy some candy watch movie with her while eating the candy (but he couldn't walk because he has no legs he couldn't buy candy because he has no arms he couldn't watch a movie because he was blind and he couldn't eat because he has no stomach who said he was real?)
Yo Mama SO UGLY that when hello kitty saw her she said "Goodbye"
Yo mama so fat when someone asked her to touch her chin, she asked, "Which one?"
Yo mama so old, her birth certificate expired.
Yo mama so ugly, when she was born, the doctor tried to put her back in.
Yo mama so fat, when they buried her, they named her Everest. Mount Everest.
Yo mama so strict that when Ponyboy told her that Darry hit him, she called the cops on Darry.
