Hemisphere jokes
You have two parts of [your] brain, "left" and "right". In the left side, there's nothing right. In the right side, there's nothing left.
What goes up but never comes down?
Water in Australia.
Canada United States Mexico
C U M
Flat Earthers
NASA found water on Mars.
Mars - 1
Africa - 0
The only thing flat earthers have to fear...
... is a sphere itself.
They say they found water on Mars. Mars 1, Africa 0.
Astronauts just found water on Mars! Mars: 1. Africa: 0.
Community talk
ONLY AUSTRALIANS WILL UNDERSTAND
The weather today is pretty hot, isn't it? Just a regular January.
(ONLY PPL FROM AUSTRALIA OR THE SOUTHERN HEMISPHERE WILL UNDERSTAND) Do you understand?