Hemisphere jokes
Canada United States Mexico
C U M
What goes up but never comes down?
Water in Australia.
You know why I have so low IQ? It's because the left side of my brain gets nothing right, and the right side of my brain has nothing left.
Flat Earthers
The earth is flat.
Uranus spins on its side.
Why is Earth flat?
According to scientists, there has been a discovery of water on Mars.
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Africa-0
You have two parts of [your] brain, "left" and "right". In the left side, there's nothing right. In the right side, there's nothing left.
Community talk
ONLY AUSTRALIANS WILL UNDERSTAND
The weather today is pretty hot, isn't it? Just a regular January.
(ONLY PPL FROM AUSTRALIA OR THE SOUTHERN HEMISPHERE WILL UNDERSTAND) Do you understand?