Hello ladies jokes
What does the blind man say when he walks past the fish market?
"Hello, ladies!"
What did the blind man say when he walked by the fish store?
"Hello Ladies!"
A blind man is going for a walk. Eventually, he reaches a fish market.
He yells, "Hello ladies!"
Today I was asked to go out by 20 girls. -- I was in the women's bathroom.
Today I was asked to go out by 17 women. Well, I was in the women's bathroom. 💀
Women.
My girl is so cute when she sleeps. I watch her all the time... Tomorrow I might say hi to her for the first time.
How many feminists does it take to fix a lightbulb?
9: one to screw the lightbulb, one to film it, one to post about it on a women empowerment social media page, one to complain that the man didn’t screw the lightbulb, one to say that women deserve to screw more lightbulbs, one to try to get #womenlightbulbscrewers trending on Twitter, one to bring a man and show him the screwing, one to say that women are better than men at screwing lightbulbs, and one to make a speech about the lightbulb.