Hell jokes

Build a man a fire, and he'll be warm for a day.

Set a man on fire, and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.

A prisoner was told how he'll be executed. Needless to say, he was shocked.

Give a man a plane ticket and he'll fly for a day. Push a man from a plane and he'll fly for the rest of his life.

Give a man a fish, and he eats for a day. Teach a Nigerian to phish, and he'll become a prince.

How do you make holy water?

You boil the hell out of it.