Why is Stephen Hawking going to hell? Because it's a stairway to heaven, not a ramp!
Heaven Jokes
A blind guy shot up a town.
I guess he couldn’t see the road to heaven.
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Heaven.
Heaven who?
Heaven fun over there?
After God created 24 hours of alternating darkness and light, one of the angels asked him, "What are you going to do now?"
God said, "I think I'm going to call it a day."
Who do you want on your basketball team in heaven?
Peter. He can deny Jesus three times.
What's the difference between a surgeon and God?
God knows he's not a surgeon.
