Headstone

Headstone Jokes

Lego

I got LEGOs for Christmas, and my friend got her father's headstone.

Rip

What does RIP stand for on Maddie's head stone?

Raped in Portugal!

Peace

What does it say on Stephen Hawking's headstone?

R. I. P. Roll in Peace.

Tombstone

GRAVEYARD SAVINGS:

While leafing through our local newspaper, I noticed this classified ad: “For sale: one used tombstone. Splendid opportunity for a family named Dingle.”