I got LEGOs for Christmas, and my friend got her father's headstone.
What does RIP stand for on Maddie's head stone?
Raped in Portugal!
What does it say on Stephen Hawkings headstone ? R. I. P. Roll in Peace.
GRAVEYARD SAVINGS: While leafing through our local newspaper, I noticed this classified ad: “For sale: one used tombstone. Splendid opportunity for a family named Dingle.”