Head and Shoulders jokes
Did you know Kurt had dandruff?
Found his head and shoulders behind the couch.
ISIS recently brought out a new shampoo.
Head and Shoulders!
What did they find in Paul Walker's glovebox?
His head and shoulders.
What do you find in Jeffrey Dahmer's shower?
Heads and shoulders.
Did you know Paul Walker had dandruff? Neither did I til I seen his Head and Shoulders on the dashboard.
Did you know Cobain had dandruff? Yep. They found his head and shoulders all over the back of his couch.
What's Stephen Hawking's favorite shampoo?
Head and Shoulders.
How did we know Princess Diana had dandruff?
'Cause the police found her Head and Shoulders on the dash.
A blonde walks into the doctor's office. She tells the doctor, "My boyfriend has dandruff."
The doctor tells her to use Head and Shoulders. She leaves. About an hour later, the doctor's phone rings. He answers, it's the blonde. The doctor asks how he can help her. "Well doctor, I understand head, but how do you 'hove' shoulders?"
How did they figure out what kind of shampoo Paul Walker used? They found his “head and shoulders” in the dash.
Did you know Princess Diana had dandruff?
Yea, they found her “head and shoulders“ on the backseat of her car.
How did they know the teacher onboard the spaceship had dandruff?
Cause her Head and Shoulders were everywhere!
Why did Princess Diana cross the road?
She wasn’t wearing her seatbelt.
Did you know Princess Diana had dandruff? They found her head and shoulders all over the windshield.
Everyone is talking about Head and Shoulders, and that if he never had a shower, his batteries would have got wet.
Don't use Head and Shoulders, just use Head; otherwise, you'll end up in the retarded situation Stephen Hawking went through.
Q) What shampoo and conditioner did Stephen use?
A) Head and Shoulders.
Q) What’s Stephen’s favorite food?
A) Shoulders.
For real tho RIP Stephen Hawking 💕
What's Stephen Hawking's shampoo?
Head and Shoulders. 😊
How did people know the 9/11 victims had a lot of dandruff?
Their head and shoulders were all over New York City!
What's Stephen Hawking's favorite shampoo? Head and Shoulders.
How did they know that Princess Diana had dandruff?
They found her head and shoulders in the glove compartment...