Head and Shoulders jokes
How did they know that Princess Diana had dandruff?
They found her head and shoulders in the glove compartment...
How did they figure out what kind of shampoo Paul Walker used? They found his “head and shoulders” in the dash.
Did you know Cobain had dandruff? Yep. They found his head and shoulders all over the back of his couch.
What is Stephen Hawking's favorite shampoo? Head and Shoulders.
A blonde walks into the doctor's office. She tells the doctor, "My boyfriend has dandruff."
The doctor tells her to use Head and Shoulders. She leaves. About an hour later, the doctor's phone rings. He answers, it's the blonde. The doctor asks how he can help her. "Well doctor, I understand head, but how do you 'hove' shoulders?"
Did you know Paul Walker had dandruff? Neither did I til I seen his Head and Shoulders on the dashboard.
Did you know Princess Diana had dandruff?
Yea, they found her “head and shoulders“ on the backseat of her car.
How did we know Princess Diana had dandruff?
'Cause the police found her Head and Shoulders on the dash.
Don't use Head and Shoulders, just use Head; otherwise, you'll end up in the retarded situation Stephen Hawking went through.
How did people know the 9/11 victims had a lot of dandruff?
Their head and shoulders were all over New York City!
What did they find in Paul Walker's glovebox?
His head and shoulders.
What's Stephen Hawking's favorite shampoo? Head and Shoulders.
Why did Princess Diana cross the road?
She wasn’t wearing her seatbelt.
Did you know Princess Diana had dandruff? They found her head and shoulders all over the windshield.
What's Stephen Hawking's favorite shampoo?
Head and Shoulders.
ISIS recently brought out a new shampoo.
Head and Shoulders!
What's Stephen Hawking's shampoo?
Head and Shoulders. 😊
Everyone is talking about Head and Shoulders, and that if he never had a shower, his batteries would have got wet.
How did they know the teacher onboard the spaceship had dandruff?
Cause her Head and Shoulders were everywhere!
Q) What shampoo and conditioner did Stephen use?
A) Head and Shoulders.
Q) What’s Stephen’s favorite food?
A) Shoulders.
For real tho RIP Stephen Hawking 💕