Have jokes

Moms have Mother's Day and dads have Father's Day. What do single guys have?

Palm Sunday.

Whenever I have a one night stand, I always use protection.

A fake name and a fake phone number.

What's the most fun a monk can have?

Nun.

What do Pink Floyd and Princess Diana have in common?

Their last big hit was the wall.

How do skeletons have sex?

They bone each other.

What do Colorado and Saudi Arabia have in common?

It's legal to get stoned.

What are the three worst words to hear while you are having sex?

Honey, I'm home!

Why don't North Koreans like jazz music?

Because they don't have soul.