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I wish my name was Voyager 2...
So I could have the first encounter with Uranus. :)
I was walking to the store, and then this boy told me, "I'm an orphan and I have no money." He wanted M\&Ms. I gave him a family-sized bag.
Having sex in the woods and a deer walks up and fucks you from the back.
How many thots have I bullied?
Three. The rest are dead.
Why don't orphans go home at pickup?
Because they don't have parents to pick them up.
My gf told me I have to be more in touch with my feminine side, so I crashed the car.
Why do orphans not like laptops?...
They don't have a homepage.
I cry when you leave the room. They're tears of joy because you have an ugly hairline.
Why do orphans hate the internet?
Because on the internet, people have families.
Why can the orphan only go to restaurants?
Because they can't have homemade meals.
What's life if you don't have one...
A lot of people ask why I only make jokes about Paul Walker and no one else.
Because they didn’t have as big of an impact as him.
Why are you guys making fun of priests?
Because you have a suga daddy already.
DB: I'm the only shotgun with more than 1 barrel!
Lancaster: Are you sure about that?
DB: huh?
Lancaster: I have 4 barrels!
DB: WHAT!?
Penta Barrel: I got 5!
DB: *insert becoming uncanny*
Dual Hexagon shotgun: I got 12!
The others: HOW!?
*and that's how an argument started.*
Why did the orphan have to go to public school? He could not be home-schooled.
Why can't the orphan run past third base?
'Cause the orphan doesn't have a home to run to.
If I had two nickels every time PETA parodied a game, I'd have 14.
Why do orphans not like Family Guy? Because they have family.
A Catholic school is burning down. One of the priests says, "Save the children, save them!" Another priest says, "F*ck the children, we're gonna die!!" The last priest is like, "Hmmm... do we have time?"
What do dead people and orphans have in common? They can't see their family.