Have jokes
Why do orphans have water with their cereal?
Because the dad never came back with the milk.
Everyone thought I'd have a great year...
14 years just gave me more chances.
My wrists have a different texture pack than the rest of me.
What do Nemo and my dad have in common?
They both can't be found.
Why don't a gun and an orphan have anything in common? The gun is actually useful.
If you’re gonna have a gangbang, make it extreme!
I saw an ad that said, "By the time this ad is over, two identities would have been stolen." So, I did what I had to do and skipped the ad! You're welcome to the two people's identities I saved!
That autistic kid having sex for the first time:
"U The Hips, U The Hips!"
Why can't an orphan have sex?
Because they don't have anyone to call "daddy."
Some kid online: I f*cked your mom.
Me, an orphan: Jokes on you, I don’t have one!
I have an announcement, Shadow the Hedgehog is a bitch ass motherfucker. He pissed on my fucking wife and he said he dick was this big and I said that's disgusting, so I'm making a callout post on my twitter dot com. Shadow, u got a small dick it looks like this walnut except way smaller.
What does a deaf person and an orphan have in common? They both can’t hear their parents.
Why can’t an orphan go to Family Dollar? They don’t have a family.
Don’t mess with an emo because if their friends pull up, you gotta fight the suicide squad.
If I saw a homosexual or transsexual man do so much as TOUCH my child, he would be dead, zombified, and castrated by the end of the day.
Protect your young'uns from these degenerate freaks and live off the grid so they have no bearing on your life.
What do a deaf person and an orphan have in common? Neither of them can hear their parents.
An orphan asked if they could move into my house yesterday. I said, "Don't you have a family?"
What do Batman and orphans have in common?
Their parents died.
Why can't orphans go to Family Dollar?
'Cause they don't have a family.
Why can't orphans have an iPhone?
'Cause they can't find the home button.
Jamal had 75 candy bars. He ate 65. What does he have now?
Diabetes.
You must have been born on the highway because that's where accidents happen.