Q: W hat did Jesus say when he got nailed to the cross? A: Owwww!!!!!!!
One hat told another hat to stay behind, and he will go on a-head.
how did pioneers name Canada they put a bunch of letters in a hat and pulled out three the first one was c EH the second one was n EH the last letter was d EH that's how they named c EH n EH d EH
two hats are next to eachother, one hat says to the other ''stay here, ill go on a head"
what do you call a chair with a hat?
I don't know the real question is why was the chair wearing a hat?!
Q:What did the man say after removing another mans hat?A:He was decapitated
A mosquito with a Mario hat on flies on you saying, "It's-a me, Malario!"
So I got asked why I suddenly started wearing a beret, and I said, "Well, you never know when you need to pick a lock."
What do you call an octopus with a hat?
An octopus with a hat of course
BOB:Wanna know a joke
LILLY: What ur hat?
BOB: no my life :'(
There was a mexican magician. He was going to disappear on the count of three. 1-2-..... and he left without a trace.
What did the tie say to the hat? You go on ahead, I'll just hang around.
