Hat jokes

Two hats are next to each other. One hat says to the other, "Stay here, I'll go on ahead."

What do you call a chair with a hat?

I don't know; the real question is, why was the chair wearing a hat?

Q: What did the man say after removing another man's hat? A: He was decapitated.

A mosquito with a Mario hat on flies on you saying, "It's-a me, Malario!"

So I got asked why I suddenly started wearing a beret, and I said, "Well, you never know when you need to pick a lock."

What do you call an octopus with a hat?

An octopus with a hat, of course.

BOB: Wanna know a joke?

LILLY: What? Your hat?

BOB: No, my life :'(

There was a Mexican magician. He was going to disappear on the count of three.

1-2-..... and he left without a trace.

What did the tie say to the hat?

You go on ahead, I'll just hang around.