One hat told another hat to stay behind, and he will go on a-head.
How did pioneers name Canada?
They put a bunch of letters in a hat and pulled out three. The first one was "C, eh?" The second one was "N, eh?" The last letter was "D, eh?"
That's how they named "C, eh? N, eh? D, eh?"
Two hats are next to each other. One hat says to the other, "Stay here, I'll go on ahead."
What do you call a chair with a hat?
I don't know; the real question is, why was the chair wearing a hat?
Q: What did the man say after removing another man's hat? A: He was decapitated.
A mosquito with a Mario hat on flies on you saying, "It's-a me, Malario!"
So I got asked why I suddenly started wearing a beret, and I said, "Well, you never know when you need to pick a lock."
What do you call an octopus with a hat?
An octopus with a hat, of course.
BOB: Wanna know a joke?
LILLY: What? Your hat?
BOB: No, my life :'(
There was a Mexican magician. He was going to disappear on the count of three.
1-2-..... and he left without a trace.
What did the tie say to the hat?
You go on ahead, I'll just hang around.
