Harry Coles jokes

He never has a bad day because he always wakes up on both sides of the bed.

He never has a bad day because he wakes up on both sides of the bed.

His girls clapped, BTW. 😬

Beach whales.

Your fat!

Dan, I'd bent.

Bum.

The other day at school we had to write down our hero and what we would do if they walked into our house. I got off easy because my hero is Stephen Hawking.

If Stephen Hawking has a heart attack, do you take him to Halfords or A&E?

What's the most unrealistic part of Harry Potter?

A ginger with friends.

What's the difference between Harry Potter and Anne Frank?

Harry made it out of the chamber.

What is Harry Potter's favorite way to get down a hill? Walking, JK Rowling.