Harry Coles jokes
He never has a bad day because he always wakes up on both sides of the bed.
He never has a bad day because he wakes up on both sides of the bed.
His girls clapped, BTW. 馃槵
Beach whales.
Your fat!
Dan, I'd bent.
Bum.
The other day at school we had to write down our hero and what we would do if they walked into our house. I got off easy because my hero is Stephen Hawking.
Today in math class we had to do an activity where we had to flip coins. The teacher said that we had to flip some coins, remove all of the heads, count them, and put the rest of the coins back in the cup and repeat until we had no coins left. I鈥檓 not sure what we were supposed to get out of that activity, but I got 15 dead bodies.
Apparently, as a 4-year-old, Hitler was saved from drowning in the river Passau by a local priest.
Goes to show once more that a lot of problems would be solved if priests could just keep their hands off kids.
If Stephen Hawking has a heart attack, do you take him to Halfords or A&E?
What's the most unrealistic part of Harry Potter?
A ginger with friends.