Harry Coles jokes
He never has a bad day because he always wakes up on both sides of the bed.
He never has a bad day because he wakes up on both sides of the bed.
His girls clapped, BTW. 馃槵
Beach whales.
Your fat!
Dan, I'd bent.
Bum.
The other day at school we had to write down our hero and what we would do if they walked into our house. I got off easy because my hero is Stephen Hawking.
What's the difference between Johnny Depp and an Aussie bloke in Bali?
Both are expert drunks, but the Aussie is 100 times better kept. Johnny Depp, in contrast, looks like a demented leader of a violent drug cartel.
Apparently, as a 4-year-old, Hitler was saved from drowning in the river Passau by a local priest.
Goes to show once more that a lot of problems would be solved if priests could just keep their hands off kids.
If Stephen Hawking has a heart attack, do you take him to Halfords or A&E?
What's the most unrealistic part of Harry Potter?
A ginger with friends.