Harry Coles jokes

He never has a bad day because he wakes up on both sides of the bed.

His girls clapped, BTW. 😬

Beach whales.

Bum.

What's the difference between Johnny Depp and an Aussie bloke in Bali?

Both are expert drunks, but the Aussie is 100 times better kept. Johnny Depp, in contrast, looks like a demented leader of a violent drug cartel.

Apparently, as a 4-year-old, Hitler was saved from drowning in the river Passau by a local priest.

Goes to show once more that a lot of problems would be solved if priests could just keep their hands off kids.

Q: What’s a koala's favorite drink?

A: Coca Koala.

I was on the Oregon trail with my friend's brother, Carl. He got cholera, so we threw him off the wagon. When we came back, he was having a seizure and pooping uncontrollably. It was pretty cholerious.

What's the most unrealistic part of Harry Potter?

A ginger with friends.