My uncle and I have some what of an awkward relationship. At times I find him a bit hard to swallow.
I broke my ankles so hard I had to walk uphill both ways
dont joke about juice wrld he died a hard life so get f***ed
why dose Michael Jackson have such a hard time playing chess? he cant choose between black or white.
It looks like Will Smith slapped your hairline so hard, that the dinosaurs can see it now.
i awoke after being raped and was shocked to find my fingers were broken. It was hard to grasp.
Are you a printer because you turn my soft copy into a hard copy.
Dark..Humor :)
“Mom these balloons are hard to blow.”
“Son stay out of the drawer.”
Why did the penis go fly?
Because a girl sucked it to hard it went flying away
Why do the brakes keep squeal.
Because the driver hit it to hard.
What kind of tea is hard to swallow??
Reality.
Life is a lot like a penis. Its relaxed, and just hanging there.
It's women that make it hard.
You know it's so hard to clean my sex toys. Thank you Jesus for creating baptism.
A man is about to be hanged. His executioner asks for his last words. The man says: “Man, it’s hard to think of something when your life is on the line.”
What's the difference between your mom and a mosquito?
Answer: The mosquito stops sucking if you slap hard enough
School was fun but it was hard almost like riding a bike that’s on fire and the grounds on fire and everything’s on fire because it’s hell.
Watersharky Music Productions Presents Memories by Conan Gray One, two It's been a couple months That's just about enough time For me to stop crying when I look at all the pictures Now I kinda smile, I haven't felt that in a while It's late, I hear the door Bell ringing and it's pouring I open up that door, see your brown eyes at the entrance You just wanna talk and I can't turn away a wet dog But please don't ruin this for me Please don't make it harder than it already is I'm trying to get over this I wish that you would stay in my memories But you show up today, just to ruin things I wanna put you in the past 'cause I'm traumatized But you're not letting me do that, 'cause tonight You're all drunk in my kitchen, curled in the fetal position Too busy playing the victim to be listening to me when I say "I wish that you would stay in my memories" In my memories, stay in my memories Now I can't say goodbye if you stay here the whole night You see, it's hard to find an end to something that you keep beginning Over and over again I promise that the ending always stays the same So there's no good reason in make believing that we could ever exist again I can't be your friend, can't be your lover Can't be the reason we hold back each other from falling in love With somebody other than me I wish that you would stay in my memories But you show up today, just to ruin things I wanna put you in the past 'cause I'm traumatized But you're not letting me do that, 'cause tonight You're all drunk in my kitchen, curled in the fetal position Too busy playing the victim to be listening to me when I say "I wish that you would stay in my memories" In my memories, stay in my memories Since you came I guess I'll let you stay For as long as it takes To grab your books and your coat And that one good cologne That you bought when we were fighting 'Cause it's still on my clothes, everything that I own And it makes me feel like dying I was barely just surviving I wish that you would stay in my memories But you show up today, just to ruin things I wanna put you in the past 'cause I'm traumatized But you're not letting me do that, 'cause tonight You're all drunk in my kitchen, curled in the fetal position Too busy playing the victim to be listening to me when I say "I wish that you would stay in my memories" In my memories, stay in my memories
What animal...howls at the moon...and...eats...cement...if you guessed wolf ur right(I threw in the cement to make it hard
Roses are red, Violets are blue, Little Johnny is smokin' hard, The sun looks like Mountain Dew.
got the george floyd pack this shit makin it hard to breathe
