Hamish jokes

His gay ass dad.

His life.

He pimples?

His YouTube channel is a joke.

"What do we want?"

"HEARING AIDS!"

"When do we want them?"

"HEARING AIDS!"

If you get pinched by a man in a wheelchair, can you call it a "hit and can't run?"

Frank: "I am named Frank because my grandpa lived in Frankfurt during his best years."

Finley: "I am named Finley because my grandmother was in Finland during her early twenties!"

Mia: "Can we please change the subject?"

Have you ever walked past Steven Hawking's house?

No, neither has he.

Is Stephen Hawking under warranty? If so, can I bring him back to Currys PC World?