Did you hear about the Scottish man who murdered his wife?
He totally kilt her.
Did you hear about the Scottish man who murdered his wife?
He totally kilt her.
The department of touch yourself is coming to the UK near you. I hope Scotland gets freedom. I can't wait to leave England and live in Scotland.
Why do you Scotchmen wear kilts?
Because sheep can hear a zipper from a mile away.
Last night I was watching a Scotland Christmas movie...
And the part when Mary tells Joseph that she is pregnant, Joseph was surprised, and he exclaimed, "Jesus Christ!!!" I immediately stopped watching and changed the channel.
The nearest approximation to a perpetuum mobile would be a Swabian chasing a Scot because of money.
(Swabians are the Scots of Germany regarding finances.)