Scotland jokes
Did you hear about the Scottish man who murdered his wife?
He totally kilt her.
Why do you Scotchmen wear kilts?
Because sheep can hear a zipper from a mile away.
The department of touch yourself is coming to the UK near you. I hope Scotland gets freedom. I can't wait to leave England and live in Scotland.
Last night I was watching a Scotland Christmas movie...
And the part when Mary tells Joseph that she is pregnant, Joseph was surprised, and he exclaimed, "Jesus Christ!!!" I immediately stopped watching and changed the channel.
Nessie is dying.
The nearest approximation to a perpetuum mobile would be a Swabian chasing a Scot because of money.
(Swabians are the Scots of Germany regarding finances.)
What borders on stupidity?
Scotland and the EU.
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Still writing that long ass story btw, suggestions are GREATLY APPRECIATED!!! So far I have a few arcs:
- The characters join the Cartel - They travel across the desert on a train and meet an inventor - The inventor teleports them to medieval Scotland - They help Scotland win their war for Independence - They sort of kidnap a Scottish girl and teleport back to present-day - She meets her ancestor and he becomes a zo… Read more
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