Why do you Scotchmen wear kilts?
Because sheep can hear zipper from a mile away
I asked a Scottish friend of mine how many sexual partners he'd had. He started counting but fell asleep.
Why do Scottish men wear kilts?
Sheep can hear unzipping trousers from a distance of 100 yards.
How did the Scottish man find the sheep in the tall grass? satisfying
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What do you call a Scottish Muslim with drug problems
(Said in a Scottish accent). Amaffmaheed
Did you hear about the Scottish man who murdered his wife?
He totally kilt her.
