Haha jokes
I was once caught doing it with a 16 year old in my bedroom. Boy, was my wife mad. She yelled "HOW CAN YOU F*** OUR DAUGHTER?!". Haha, yeah, she was mad.
Anyways, that's why your mother and I are getting a divorce, Timmy.
How do you close a cabinet?
You closet! Hahahhyaahhahaaahhahaha!
Alec is bad at League?
Jokes, Jarid is, haha!
How do cows laugh?
Moo-haha.
How did the air beat me at chess? It did that thing, haha!
Haha
Two hydrogen atoms walk into a bar.
One turns to the other and says, "I think I've lost my electron."
The other asks, "Are you sure?"
"Yes," the first says, "I'm positive!"